when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”
this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.